Where are the funny guys at?!
I get high with a little help from my friends; I'm in a pickle. My living situation is extremely flaky and unstable. This guy will only let me stay with him if I sleep with him..which I would do if I was attracted to him in anyway. But I'm not. Send

ass licker needed tonight or tomorrow
Please be able to host. I am so sexy. Please be clean. Hygienically and Disease Free. And open to a good time with fun.

sunday special....
I am: 29, a sexy BBW (size 16/18), happily married, non-monogamous, pretty, health-conscious, educated, well-traveled, and not half as pretentious as I sound, looking for a deep friendship and little more excitement in my life. I love: Burgundy and

Late...
for someone to eat my pussy and then fuck.... im very real , clean and std free... please be real and looking for now. send pic or reply. i have pics to share.

Play with my breasts
I am smart, witty, and gorgeous darn great. I love to read and there are times that I prefer books to people and time alone more than I wish to engage in meaningless conversation, but I love sex and think about it more than I care to admit to. I am fairly certain that I am hot AND I have been told that I am attractive awesome in all the ways that count...in the bedroom. I have met all the goals that I have made for myself, so I just keep adding to my list. I will listen to most any music except hardcore bluegrass and alternative rock. I love to laugh and while I try to see the bright side, I have learned that people are egotistical and life is hard so feelings and emotions, while they matter, only mean something if they are your own. I know, I am too young to think this way, but those are my cards and now they are on the table...

Friends sex
im looking for someone to come over. i will be up for the next couple hours. if your not doing anything right now wb and please no flakes !

Hot hook up once in awhile?
Attractive Busty Curvy Woman seeks Handsome HWP SWM for fun and frolic . I love sex.

loving friend(:
I am 5'4' tall and a little overweight. I can do almost anything have a little disability. I love to fool around and explore new intimate boundries.

Just beautiful style sex me
Of course. I want you. I wrote this ad to get a hold of you, didn't I? Get off that sofa and find where you left that iPhone. I really need to hear my ringtones going off RIGHT NOW, so I can get us both off SHORTLY.